I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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