Its about making memories worth repressing
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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