What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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