I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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