Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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