so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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