i dont even know how to be here
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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