those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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