HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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