so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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