and next time when you feel me up, do it right
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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