I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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