Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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