There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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