What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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