handjob tips. give me some.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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