Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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