I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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