No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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