I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Randomize
