and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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