I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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