I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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