i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Are my feet made of real feet?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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