new low.... made out with someone while peeing
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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