Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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