You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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