But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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