too bad you live with your parents still
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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