Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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