East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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