I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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