just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
