Umm I'm too high to move.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Mom said you looked used
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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