But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I cannot find my penis.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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