I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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