he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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