I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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