I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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