Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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