She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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