Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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