i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I puked a lego.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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