drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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