I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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