I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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