Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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