Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
