If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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