Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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